Some light humour for you all after all the heavy shit of the last two weeks:
“Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women’s breast implants. The iBreast will cost $499 or $599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.” – Source: my friend Tomas.
“Here’s an appealing thought: an mp3 breast implant which will allow surgically-enhanced girls to store and play back their entire music collections from their 36DD assets. We kid you not. According to UK tabloid the Sun – ever watchful for life-enhancing technology, especially when it’s got a big jubs angle – BT Laboratories bod Ian Pearson reckons breast implants may as well do something useful if they’re to be permanently installed, rather than just looking decorative. Accordingly, he’s proposed sticking an mp3 player in one dug, and a storage chip in the other. Quite how playback is achieved we’re not quite sure*, but it may well involve the listener burying his or her head in the cleavage for a full stereo effect. Likewise, God alone knows how you select tracks, but breasts do come equipped with a pleasing alternative to the iPod’s selector wheel. We can imagine the scenario: Girlfriend: “Oi, what the bloody hell are you doing?” Boyfriend: “Hold on, I’m just scrolling down to Stairway to Heaven.”” – Source: The Register.