A new study carried out by Cancer Council Victoria in Melbourne, Australia has found that regular masturbation can help prevent cancer but regular sexual intercourse isn’t so good. Apparently cancer causing chemicals could build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly, I quote “Men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer later in life”. So that means that if you can’t find a partner to fill your sexual needs and you indulge in a five knuckle shuffle five or more times a week, you will be healthier. But seriously, five times a week, who has time for that? these men must be like a dog missing his master, bashing the bishop when visiting the gents in work maybe?
Not good news for Plymouth Argyle today as they were beaten by Stoke at the Britannia Stadium 3 – 2. Plymouth had a bad start succumbing to the Stoke pressure; Marcel Seip mistimed a headed clearance past Luke McCormick in the 10th minute. But later redeemed himself heading Akos Buzsaky’s cross into the back of the right net seven minute after the half time interval. Plymouth took the lead seven minutes later; Rory Fallon latched onto Peter Halmosi’s nod on; firing home from 6 yards. But two goals from Liam Lawrence and Ricardo Fuller in a seven minute period of play sunk Argyle’s hopes of claiming three points from ‘Judas’ Pulis. So Plymouth slip back down to 13th, that’s how tight the league is, one loss and a drop of five of more places is likely at this stage given that no one team has shown consistency; so anything could happen, two wins and find ourselves top the league!