I have gotten an apology of sorts… saying it was never intended for me to read… makes me question her sincerity, sorry for being caught maybe! Anyway, it seems my sarcasm went over some peoples heads on the forum. Someone highlighting in bold something I had already highlighted in block capitals with a comment “your words not mine”. I have never said that any of my US based romantic interests are fat, they may not be thin but they’re far from being fat. Anyway, a moderator locked the thread so there will be no more replies but it seems that it has doubled my readership, not that it matters, this blog is written for myself not anyone else, if others enjoy it then great but it’s not what I created it for!
Now for something more important… I’m getting married to a FAT AMERICAN WOMAN, and it will be capitalised and emboldened. But seriously… cricket; England have a good chance of regaining some pride in the final day of the fourth and final test against South Africa at the oval tomorrow. Assuming the weather is good, England have about 7 hours to knock up 197 runs to win. South Africa were bowled out for 318 in their second innings with Hashim Amla hitting 76 and AB de Villiers running out of partners just short of his century finishing the inning 97 not out. Rain brought day four to a premature end by rain which may be a good thing as England do tend to lose wickets when playing the evening session. There’s nothing to play for but pride, losing 2 – 1 sounds a lot better than 2 – 0 or even 3 – 0. I may have to go around my dad’s tomorrow to watch the cricket on sky!